Girl Stuffed Bacon Burrtango

Fuck the Flesh Eating Disease

I dont give a shit, Im swimming in that lake.

Worst comes to worst I get hook hands and become a pirate.

penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

(Source: penguinanimalcracker)